Today like any other day of late is becoming filled with rants and raves of those who should be put into a mental institution.
What would you think of a person who says when they die their wish is to be Bar-B-Qued? First I would make sure there are no weapons around this persons home, knives taken from the kitchen, (might be good idea to take forks also) then call the local mental hospital and have the rubber room and a straight jacket on hold for them as soon as they arrive.
Think this is a joke? Lisa Newkirk (founding skidmark of peta) has released her will to the public and she wants to be bbqed!!!!! Really...I can't make something up this good!!
Yahoo and MSN both have come out against meat. I know this kind of rhetoric is becoming more and more visible in the mainstream media (flag wavers of the lunatic fringe causes)but it is still weired people saying weired things. Come to Wauchula FLA...USA. They will see just how weired what they are saying really is. I am sure there are people who would honor her wish. Most of them are members of P.E.T.A, People Eating Tasty Animals! We would all sit around in somebodies pasture grilling a pig or some beef for ourselves while far away we would do a quick flash roast of Ms Newkirk...a little gas...a match...and a pile of wood and let 'r rip! While we enjoy our delicious beef brisket and pork shoulder or ribs with a side of grilled chicken wings Ms Newkirk will begin to get well done. After we're through we clean our implements of torture...I mean clean our plates and knives and forks...and go home to sleep and dream of our next pasture party. Yes I know we forgot about Ms Newkirk. but we meant to take the spit she was roasted on out so the animals would not have to eat around it...sorry 'bout that.
For those of you who will say I am sick...think of this. Ms Newkirk gave me the idea. I would have never thought of something so disgusting IF she had not come up with the idea of being BBQ'ed! Also what did she want to do with the body after it was cooked?
Like I said in the beginning. Weired people saying weired things...I can't make these things up.
I have to put comments from Ms Newkirk along with those from whomever in California test all the chemicals in cans and such. You can't find a can that does not say on the label that in California this chemical is known to cause cancer! I guess if you make rats swim in it and drink it and make it a part of their diet anything would cause cancer. Californians! I got a secret for you...If it causes cancer in California move to Washington state. The cans say it doesn't cause cancer there!!! or Nevada. Stay away from Florida as we have a gaggle of "Bluehair Syndrome" here and we do not need to have to learn to care for another group of people that cannot take care of themselves! (I truly love our bluehairs)
I close with this nugget. As long as we the majority of this country who are good sensible and fear God and keep our eyes on Him We can still take back our country. Back from the small minority and the media that waves their banner. We just need to focus on the object that needs the bad elements pruned and stop feeding it.Sooner than later if we stop feeding it the plant itself will shed the dead wood and another sprout can grow in its place. We are the gardener and we the majority control what should grow on the plants we have grown for all these years known as the media. We have just gotten lazy in our yard work. It is spring and time for spring cleaning.
May you live,love and prosper behind the Shield and be protected by an impenetrable Hedge
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